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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 04:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Swimming world body to banish athletes and supporters of doping-fueled event in Las Vegas - AP News

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why is India lagging behind China in economic development when India is a democracy while China isn’t?

Then came..

So they tried

No way

Youth overdoses from synthetic opioids are increasing. What parents should know - CNN

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Faster Than Anything Ever Seen : Mind-Blowing Speed of Quantum Entanglement Measured for the First Time - Glass Almanac

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

I listened to Kamala Harris speech she gave in North Carolina. I support 100% of what she said. I am more and more in favor of a Kamala Harris presidency if Biden becomes unable to be our president! Do you find yourself supporting Kamala Harris now?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

TSMC Sees Limited Tariff Impact on AI Strength - WSJ

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Why are people saying that Taylor Swift is the smartest person on Earth?

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

‘Resident Evil Requiem’ Sets February 2026 Release From Capcom - Variety

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

SpaceX adds 26 satellites to its Starlink constellation with launch from California - Space

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

BlackRock removed from Texas blacklist after climate policy rollback - Financial Times

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Stop Work Orders At NASA JPL - NASA Watch